Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?

Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.

Mom: What are you talking about?

Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.

Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.

Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.

Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?

Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?

Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.

Me: Mom. I'm scared.

Mom: Oh, honey! Why?

Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.